Halo-ED

While everyone is waiting for Halo 3, giggling like school girls, I'm still playing Halo CE for the PC. The following are snippets from this afternoon's HALO session. The map was Hang 'Em High, and the multiplayer mode was set to Slayer.

On an elevated walkway where the Rocket Launcher and Plasma Grenades were located, two opponents were rushing each other, John Woo style.

D: BRING IT ON!!!!!
J: WARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
D: DIEEEE!!! *shoots several shots from his pistol
J: WARGHHHHHHH!!!! *shoots several shots from his pistol
D: I'm not afraid of you!!!!!!!!
J: *presses the Tab key to switch to the bazooka he just picked up, followed by a left mouse-click.
D: What....SHIT!!!!

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It was a battlefield out there...and it was raining plasma grenades.

*BOOOM
J: Hey..
*BOOMMMMMMM
J: HEY!!!
J: You are supposed to throw the plasma grenades at me so that they'll stick at me.
D: OOOOOOOOOOOH.....
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2 minutes later.
J: WARGHHHHHHH..Get this thing offa me!!!!
D: WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAWAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

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Funniest message to pop up on screen today (map: Battle Creek, mode: Slayer)

so-and-so was killed by an erection