I've got a present for you...
What would the video games industry be without the rabid, obsessive pillar of support known as fan-boys (and to be politically correct, fan-girls)? Hop into any forum, you'll find that they'll be first to jump into the fray whenever someone decides to do a comparison on two consoles that are of different manufacturers with each side having their own set of fan-boys snapping at each other even though the discussion borderline on the hypothetical or the hyperbole.
Now, this blog is not fan-boy friendly but let bygones be bygones, I've got some presents for all you fan-boys out there. Go ahead and use them, at least I would know who am I talking to in the future.